TROLL OF THE WEEK #2

Bad news for wannabe trolls who wanted to see their names in this article so they could get attention they always aimed for. Still this shouldn't discourage them from trying. This week troll of the week reward goes to kAgNeY aka teTriS.pRo!

You know how gamers tend to make their nicknames picking it always with some meaning and intention. Here are some examples : 

• N811-Master where "n8" signifies "night" and "11" is "elf" on German to get Night elf master
• ILOVECECILIE created so its owner could show Roc community that he loves Cecilie
• hb.thespecial  giving himself attribute "the special" to present himself as special one
• Cascada using the group name to promote to everyone his taste of music
• 25-0 making that account name to informe everyone what is the line that he wont cross

And the list goes on. That is why I was so curious to find out what "kagney" stands for so I could get better view of his troll personality. Using search engines and getting information from the people that unfortunately spend too much time with him I found a lot.

To give you input before you start reading this one. I wont use "he" when I am referring to kAgNeY the troll. I will use "it" because its pretty fucked up thing and I don't think that until we find out it's characteristics we can refer it as "he".

If you type "kagney" on www.google.com you will get these RESULTS. As you can see, nickname "kagney" is strongly bounded to famous porn star called Kagney Linn Karter. Everything related to "kagney" is related to her and her "art". Blowjobs, anal, barely legal, threesome, gang bang and list goes on. However, I admit that what she goes through while performing these shows has great similarity with what our troll of the week goes through while performing in it's favorite game.

Now we found out our baby troll got it's nickname. By using famous porn star as inspiration troll gave me plenty information about it's personality and social behavior.

From it's very close AT ally I found out that kAgNeY is 16 years old, wannabe troll from Russia that will do literally everything to get in my troll of the week post. Take a look at these screenshots because they are hilarious.

CONVERSATION WITH TROLL'S AT MATE #1

CONVERSATION WITH TROLL'S AT MATE #2

Seeing my blog as it's own chance to become recognized and popular, this troll started shooting from all guns. Trying easy at start, it told it's friends to spread the word about it's goals. When after a week without success it realized that it can't get the reward without being the biggest troll out there it released it's teenage spirit all over the place. Take a look what I saw one morning in my comment's box.

TROLL AT WORK #1

And that is only a tiny part of big picture which had more than 40 spam comments. It even went that far to spam each of my replays on Replayers and not only from it's own troll account, but it's friend's account too. Still that wasn't enough for me to pick it for the one who will get this reward. I wanted to see more. I wanted to see how dedicated it is to his aims and how far it can go.

The last station was obviously battle.net. Same as our troll of the week, rwin5, kAgNeY understood that living and performing in 3 dimensions is pretty hard task mostly because truth hurts. So it also opened doors to 4th dimension and let it's teenage imagination takes it on the places that it always dreamed to be.

TROLL AT WORK #2

That is how it started to spam that it won Dinker in solo and that it is amazing playa. I, and everyone else who saw it writing this, are still waiting for that amazing replay to be uploaded. I believe it will pretty hard to make that happen because transition of things from 4 dimensions world to 3 dimensions world is not possible. Truth speaking, troll disappointed a bit because it used the methods some older trolls used ages before it. Check out  how troll works on our favorite website. 

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Still, I can understand lack of creativity from it's part because it is only 16 years old. Not getting proper parental control led it in becoming fan of porn star with who's name it equalized it's personality. Becoming fan of porn star it fall in love with imaginary world, picking it as easier solution. Still not being kissed but having a long history of porn surfing over the internet it started to create it's own imaginary teritories and opinions. 

If it can own Kagney Linn Karter anytime in his browser, why wouldn't it be able to pwn anyone who is playing it's favorite game? If it can write that it is good million times in replay commentary boxes why wouldn't rest of the community believe that? If Kagney Linn Karter can say "YES! OH YES!" each time it is touching it's not fully grown genitals why would some community member say "No!"? 

The point is, transition confuses it. Transition from 4 to 3 dimension world. It is sitting lonely in from in it's PC waiting for the day it will get attention. Gentle words to comfort it.

So comment it's replays on Replayers because it needs you. Usually having it's own comments more than downloads, it suffers. Call it maphacker because it maphacks but also because it likes being called by anyone for any reason.

Accept the troll.