Recently I've been taking some screenshots of funny profiles i came across in the most popular channel KeKo. Check it out.
0 DISC FFA |
Look at this dude with catchy nickname. He has discs in all game types he played except in FFA where his score is 4/0. Why don't write "0 discs in FFA" then? Hilarious wanna-be.
ALLY BLAME |
Good old ally blame. One more unsuccessful smurf of another green face you can meet in KeKo. Those evil RT allies killed his dream like numerous times in the past. You can bet that this scenario will have the same episode in the future.
JOINBUG OFC |
Take a good look in the "Homepage" box. Then take a look at the solo stats he has. Do you believe it? Do you believe that each of those losses was a joinbug? If you do you are Santa believer as well.
FUN PLAYA |
This is one of my victims. From his account name one would say that he doesn't care about stats and that he plays for fun. NOT! After I killed this troll he went off and never again came online with this account. Don't you see the account name similarity between fun)style and from)korea? It could be the same troll.
13 Y OLD |
HAHAHAHA! What the fuck is this? Okay here is the analysis. We have 13-15 years old wanna-be kid who believes that his age is very important part of his virtual personality. The biggest insult for him is if you call him a kid. Each time people call him a kid he freaks out. Because he is a kid and he doesn't like being a kid. He wants to be old enough and mature so he can be cool like his mom's boyfriend. So he tried to "fake" his age by writing "oLd" in his battle.net profile in order to defend from people who call him a kid. However, he failed because this "L" is written the same way the kids are writing it. It "colors" the written word and makes it not so simple as it is. It has this "cool" looking. Boosted kid!
POLICE |
This one is funny. Check out the Police - Every breath you take interpretation from this young and creative fella.
SKILL MATTERS |
Fuck the stats skill matters. Fuck the skill stats matters. Fuck the matters skill the stats. And so on. They will always invent the way to upper their value no matter if the thing they are upping has no value at all. Still funny one.
TOTALLY SICK |
Zako needs Teko omg where is Teko? Teko baby come pls stats no matters we play go rank 1? Sick.
For the end I decided to pick the most funny screenshots of clan names. You decide who is right and who is wrong and who's time is now? ROFL!
First one claiming that it is their time now second one that it is their time. I am a bit confused in here and I don't know to who should I believe. Help please.
You could also notice how the 1st player started his aka by playing ffa. It is a known fact that winning that kind of game is harder and more hazardous than rt/solo, but it still kind of prove a lack of guts. It is like he wanted to make sure he would have a good score in ffa (how many attemps, only gods know) before going on, instead of starting with some easy rt and solo games and see effort failed at his 1st or 2nd ffa game
ReplyDeletefunny but "old"
ReplyDeleteabibas. 24 years old and old mean he play since 1.04