TROLNO

It looks like trolls are undying specie. Moreover, they are very mobile and pretty able to type in their keyboards using their dirty troll fingers. Actually, the only difference between trolls and us who are not trolls is that when typing in keyboard we usually make sense, unlike these troll-monkeys who type to imitate and to look cool because we are cool. Oh, article is about troll LNo, from now known as - TroLNo.

Some trolls just never get over some things. And this is the reason why I have been heavily trolled since yesterday by this self-pro-called Asian-American kiddo, from today known as - TroLNo  Probably upset because of my POST and, in his own world, humiliated, he firstly came on the blog, without revealing his identity, asking if I know where he can get the games from the clan war I wrote about. I pointed him in Replayers archive and told him to search for the games from older patches and I also informed him that several Frenchies hacked into Replayers replays database and deleted most of the good old replay material.

Story for those who never had a chance to read about it goes like this.

Bouffy; after his main account got banned several times for cheating this troll became an eternal peon from KeKo who used to dodge for custom games in which he would blatantly hack versus opponents who were dumb enough to accept the unfair challenge. 

Toxigrinta; several years ago this intellectual midget would sell his own mother to pay the custom game against me. But through years, when everyone's passion for this game went cold while he's was hotter than ever, he learned to creep faster and to win more games. That made those who invaded the scene when true legends went inactive, to accept this troll-frog, because they were just like him. 

Fredo; Before making his Fredo.OwN account this boy was banned on his main accounts for hacking. But, after that he became, lets say, clean in the terms of hacking in ladder. Still that didn't stop him to help out Bouffy and Toxigrinta to hack Replayers in order to revenge to admin crew, who took over Fredo's replay approver status and who banned Bouffy and Toxigrinta on regular basis. So, French gang finally broke into database and deleted most of the Replays that were saved there since Replayers came out.

It is very important that all 3 of these members of French hacking gang are Night Elf players and they all suck, but that doesn't stop them from believing in what ever they want to believe.

Now back to the main story. As I wrote, I gave to this incognito boy who had questions for me, points to the replays and additional information about the material he seeks.

Later on I checked Replayers to see if there is something new going on and on the right bar of the site where you can see active replays, I saw two of my replays against TroLNo that were played, well I don't know exactly but, roughly, year ago. These games from W3CUP that was played year ago were reactivated by peon face called "STRONGEST". So I checked the Replay boxes and saw this:

TROLNO ATTACKS

Sad and depressed, because truth that bothers him ever since he dreamed of becoming the elite in this game, was told he, TroLNo decided to strike back! And look how strong strike that was! Pretty strong for a troll! What you got there? A brand new account on Replayers? Oh noes, describe me the feeling pl0x! And what are you doing with it? Oh you are trollin' away from the troubles in your life, how cute! Just look at you! So damn interesting with that pro Asian look. I didn't know that there are Asian Trolls. I am so glad you exist! 

It must be a bitch when you have to do so many things to fight back the feeling that a post from Dinker's blog made in you. First you have to check blog on regular basis and to be very updated if you want to react fast as TroLNo  Then you have to read the new post, hoping that one day you will be in the same place in some good contest. After that you have to become upset because of the truth you read about yourself. And then you think, think, think... Until your monkey brain tells you what is the easiest and most effective way to kill the pain that is tearing you inside. You are sure now! You will troll! And where? On Replayers like every good troll! Your voice will be heard and there must be at least 1 more troll like you who will join you in this epic battle. And if there is none, well, you will make a second account to back yourself in comments, or third, or, how many it takes. Just to be right, and to feel good about yourself, at least once in a lifetime. And how will your troll? Well, you will look for any replays from anytime that could show yourself in a decent light and you will be very selecting when picking the truth. Keep telling yourself that you must believe, that believing is the key. If you believe that it is, then it is. And now the most important part. What will be your troll name? All the cool ones are already occupied: hb.thespecial (there was actually no need to caricaturate this name because even without any changes it is stupid as troll-like as hell), Ghost.Retonto, Rwin5, Froxigrinta, GrannyMonday and list goes on. Ah! You will pick the strongest and after the comment you make you will get your deserved one - TroLNo. Pretty busy day for a regular troll.

I read somewhere, and it is also a popular movie scenario, that trolls who witnessed something bad for them in the past will sometimes, try to erase the memory on that unpleasant experience or even to change it so it can suit them well. It is is sad but it is happening and it is the main reason why trolls are behaving like they do. Another one who decided to say no to the 3 dimensions world and to swim into the magical 4th, restricted to normal human beings. His, need, to be heard and at least once, confirmed by anyone, is strong as his power of will to maintain in his troll intention for attention.

Very important to notice that this troll is also a Night Elf player like those 3 members of French gang who hacked Replayers. Don't get deluded that if you see them sometimes playing Random that they know what they are doing. They don't because they sometimes get tired of their look and decide to look cool and pick random. They are all, however, Night Elf players. Why am I so strong on this fact that they are Night Elf players. Because there was also a study, several years ago, and if I find it somewhere I will post it in here, that was precisely describing types of personalities that play certain Warcraft 3 race. So people who are similar in characters will pick the same race. In short, and translated into normal language: Undead will be played by lonely persons who have habit to look for a dark side in everything, Orcs will be played by those who believe that they have strong body and usually practice in gym. Human will be played by those who think they are smarter and more capable that the others and Night Elf will be played by lowest intellectual population of kids who believe in Santa Claus.

Since we stepped at Santa, we will end it there as well. Why don't you TroLNo, ask for Santa to bring you better future than the past, and for this time, a real one and not the current that you keep in  your 4th dimension. Accepting the truth is just one step, but what a step is that for a troll!