OLD BAT STILL FLIES

I have heard that recently some cheaters got banned. And this information didn't come from one but from many players. I decided to search around and to see if this is really the case.

Turns out that guys from Blizzard are still there. They just forgot usernames and passwords so they couldn't log on their server accounts. But after several years of cracking they finally came online to realize that the concept of cheating is still the same. Only nicknames are different. 

Now serious. Why the hell they didn't put a banner with a exact mail address so people could easily find a way to send their screenshots and replays? Why was this link stuck between useless posts of a guy who can't host but has firewall on and a guy who is asking how to open Warcraft 3 Editor?

I'll tell you why. It is all because they don't wanna work that hard. And I don't blame them for that. Who the hell wants to work hard each day? Moreover, who is stupid to work hard all day long if there is no need for that? To add something important - who is stupid enough to work hard all day long so kids and idiots, great majority of gaming communities, would have a clean and safe place to play? 

Leave the freaking pigs in the mug. Don't treat them like pets. Don't feed t them. Leave them in a freaking mug and suck the best out of them. That is their philosophy. And its freaking awesome.

However, just to make an impression that they still care, they go to see the pigs once in in few years. And when they come they are like "Oh dear pigs, we were constantly working to make it easier for you and now we came to show you that we still care a lot!" Pigs, usually kids and idiots with average IQ of 90, eat that bite because dumb pig will eat everything. Twisting their ears with pleasure, dumb pig is satisfied. 

The very same scenario is happening right now. However, it is worth of a try. Who knows? Maybe they ban some active maphacker who is pissing you off on daily basis? That is one rat less. Give it a try.

Most of you probably used to send reports on some other mail but here is the right one. To report a cheater add replay in attachment and write an mail that normal people would read. Don't write like a typical nerd "OMFG THIS NOOB CHEAT ME LOOK PL0X" because nobody will read such texts. If you want to report several maphackers I advise you to make a template for all mails and just change the accused player name and file attachment when you are sending a report.

Report hackers on hacks@blizzard.com

Good luck!