TROLL OF THE WEEK

If there is replay of the week section I don't see why we wouldn't have troll of the week thread as well. The number of trolls on Replayers is pretty huge but as I mentioned in of my earlier posts - that is what makes Replayers the best community site. Respect diversity! And embrace the trolls no matter how meaningless they are. This week reward goes to rwin5!

You probably heard of those trolls. They walk from thread to thread like drug junkies walk between dark street corners searching for some lost old lady to rob so they can get that fix. However, their fix is not dope or some illegal stuff you can buy on the street. No, their fix is attention. 

Street junkie will put all efforts so he can get a proper fix which puts his body back on the track. Troll from Replayers will put all his efforts and focus on spamming others people replays, cursing on everyone and in every replay thread, writing spectacular nonsense, dealing with everyone else except himself, blaming and lying, literally everything that comes up on his twisted mind if that is something that gives him attention. Because the attention is his fix and he can't get it enough.

These care-whores or attention-whores, or just trolls, who aw aw like hungry dogs, whining for you to pay attention on them and stop their suffer, are satisfied if you sometimes throw a skinny bone at them. But don't do that. They will ask for more until they become big enough and learn how to find food without your help. Keep them hungry and keep them small because their meaningless bark just represents the power they have. Let them disappear in echo of their own words, which failed to get them out of their everyday troll role and failed to make them important.

Few days ago I watched this video on Youtube where two 7-10 years old kids were talking about football and saying how Christiano Ronaldo sucks ass and that he has no clue about playing this game. Imagine two kids who are still on milk chocolate and pokemons level, talking about professional football star who earns more money in a second than they will earn for the rest of their miserable lives. Meaningless trolls trying to act cool I'd say.

Don't get me wrong I don't think that they should be erased from the planet Earth. Their need to be an important factor and part of a discussion is what makes me laugh every day. Methods they are using are always interesting and cool to see. How they jump out of nowhere with their dummy point of view and how they try to put their name next to those who are sun miles ahead, better than they will always be.

TROLL OF THE WEEK

This week Troll Of The Week reward goes to rwin5 from Replayers. I decided to give him some sort of attention because I know that it will make him deeply happy and satisfied. He made huge efforts to get it reward and I believe that rest of the community will be thrilled to see him climbing this high.

Here is a little history and observation of this troll. His Replayers nickname is well known to everyone who is using that website. His battle.net nickname is From)Korea and collecting the facts from his battle.net friends I got to the information that he used to maphack so brutally but stopped few months ago. He used to fake a lot of people, among many 21.Chills, old school human player, under who's nickname he represented clan ALMA in last RCL. Because of losing every match and usually rage quitting every time, his clan mates kicked him out of the crew even tho he is still member of that battle.net clan.

Usually coming uninvited to express his irrelevant opinion or just to express frustration and hate toward those who are severely hurting him by their existence he decided to fight back. Every single day, with every new replay that they upload, they are reminding him that they are good and that he is not. And that he will never be. Driven by depressive emotions and not being able to fight with his own replays and material that could be as good as the one that are hurting him so badly, he decided to live in 4th dimension where everything is allowed and everything is possible.

Over the night, in that 4th dimension, he became brilliant, smart, interesting person and skilled Warcraft 3 gamer. Understanding that he wont reach the desired playing level, nor that his IQ will increase within the time because he was determined to be stupid noob the day he was born in 3 dimensions, he focused all his efforts in seeking the attention in every possible situations. Top replays category, ROTW categories, replays from bad players, replays from noobs, 2v2 games, you name it. He is there, ready to be important, ready to catch the skinny bone his masters are throwing at him. Like a loyal dog he sits and waits for his master to come, barking when he appears and begging for another bone.

His life in 4th dimension is much better than the old one. When nobody wants to enter in a discussion with him he just talks with to himself. Commenting his own replays, rating them and talking to himself he wrote his little history. Check out the following link to see how desperately he seeks for attention and when he doesn't get it he starts talking all by himself.

TROLL AT WORK #1

Pretty sad don't you agree? But situations like these are not something that can demoralize him. No, it encourages him to try harder with different approach. He might failed this time but he will try something else next time. An innovative troll I'd say. Just check out second screenshot.

TROLL AT WORK #2

Good try, don't you think? Picking a random 2v2 game and naming your opponents with the name of your two biggest idols, to be precise, your masters. Too hard to believe that any of those masters can make such account names and that any of them can have micro as equal as this troll.

Well luck factor is tricky so sometimes trolls get lucky. They pick Night Elf, smuggle maphack in the backround and get some known name out of ladder on Scorched Basin. And that is how troll get their biggest kill in their pathetic gaming career. Unlucky this time was inactive Fredo.Own who got to play Human on SB against this troll.

TROLL AT WORK #3

As you can see, he couldn't stop commenting on this replay. He couldn't hide the pride of beating someone who is considered to have any skill, weather that is Fredo.Own. Can you imagine what would happen if he would get a chance to beat S_A_I_B_O_T for example? I think that Replayers would bug with the number of page refreshes and comments he would send to the server. 

TROLLS BATTLE.NET PROFILE

Up there you could see trolls battle.net profile in which he wrote that he stopped playing ladder, lies, and that you can add him on facebook. If you wish to add his as a friend on facebook and improve his social life you can do it on following link.

BECOME FRIENDS WITH TROLL

Truth saying, this is a troll who will never stop and that is why I am sure that this reward goes in right hands. His replays have more comments than downloads and even tho he is big fan of certain people he tends to flame them so he can be different than the others. He would go so far to say that Earth is not a ball but a square if that will give him a fix. And his fix is attention.

So don't be mean and give him some ;]