What's your opinion of KeKo guys who are making new accounts every day, chasing that 100% like that is the true meaning of life, whining abour bad connection, RT, hackers or newbie allies in their profile boxes and closing their accounts once they fulfill their "goals"?
I think that they are absolutely adorable and cute. For the last few days I was taking some screenshots and I finally finished this little gallery that I am going to post right now. Enjoy!
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Just look at this one living in 2112. He made a short break of 103 years and came back stronger than ever, joining mighty New Generation crew. Mass disconnects are slowing him down but by the end of 2495 he will become good. And hopefully smart.
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Just by taking a look on his account you can say that something is not okay with him. Or is it some sort of way that these guys recognize themselves? Some secret code from the underground society that they share with everyone but that is understandable only to them? So what the hell is this "Human Abuse" if not that secret code? That is what I was suspecting like every other curious observer. A secret road to inner truth? An answer to all of my questions? Sick. And that is why I asked him a question in which he explained everything.
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Freud could give a proper and better analysis of this account name. Too bad he is dead and your stuck with me. But I will try. From the words of his nickname we can see that he has been dumped by someone that plays a big role in his life. Wait, I love you. The problem is that the other person, or something else, didn't wait and that is gone for good. Too bad for him and too bad that he still can't find the reason why the loved one is gone same as he can't find the reason of his endless RT failing.
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As you can see, he still can't get over that loss for which he is giving us detailed explanation. This battle.net version of Chuck Norris can lose only against join bugs and discs.
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Horrible connection stop him to get his desired win percentage with each race. A freaking Napoleon!
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Mission accomplished! Hostages have been rescued! Hunger is no longer African's greatest problem! Jesus is back on earth! Account closed! So we have nothing to worry about. He got where he wanted to be and there is no need to play anymore games. He has proven that he is divine and amazing. And his stats can back that up. One pill is not a cure for this type. Nor one bullet cause he might survive.
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A good example of a kid who can't get over and stop crying over his broken toy. The thing is, if he didn't wrote about his second loss, he will write about his 1st or 3rd. The point is, he will always have something to cry about.
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Did anyone ask him a question? Who cares? What is the point of writing that you don't care about stats in profile of an account which stats suck like hell? Care-whore detected!
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I wouldn't be surprised that this is James Bond's new account. Look at the tone. Free lose? Whisper me. Giving you slow motioned intro with that 2cool4u tone. Sounds pretty much like - Bond, James Bond. Yea it is me, you found me, and now I am going to show you what I am made of. You wanna free lose? Free lose is my other name. Just whisper me.
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This is good example of a guy who keeps nice record of his disconnects and join bugs. Has more than 150 games on his account but he knows exactly how many times he lost connection or failed to find a game. Too bad that he doesn't keep record of people who got disconnects and joinbugs against him.
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It is always good thing to put an aim for yourself. So I have only words of support for this horny fella. Go go! Only 14986 to come! You'll get there while you say roflmaozedongnoob!
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ROFLMAO! Just take a look at this and tell me I am not hallucinating! Is he really offering to build me an account and to level it up for money? For money that I can buy food and clothes with? This is freaking sick! Having 3/0 solo stats and offering special services.
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A legend of the day who caught me on KeKo and approached to me with "nice idea". Please take a look at screenshots from out conversation, you will have a good laugh.
Can you freaking believe it?
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| Scaring the shit out of CYMKIN |
Last one comes from boredom. I was sitting in KeKo looking for a funny victim. I spotted CYMKIN and wrote him that I am famous AKA STEALER and that I just changed his password. He instantly went offline to check it :]
Hope you had fun!
All those screens are hilarious, it's what makes bnet that special place. Without keko, we wouldn't be here today.
ReplyDeleteReprezent is madness :DDDDD i like how you talk with him LOOOOOOL
ReplyDeletexD Very enjoyable read indeed!
ReplyDeletedon't forget Dingo,you nolifer too :DDDDDDDDDD
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