IMHO MK BEATS DH

Funny thing about our dear community is how everyone wanna gets involved in everything. And everyone is expert. Doesn't matter if they are observing game of two guys with highest skill level they will always have to say something like :

-Why this noob doesn't move his hero?!? OMFG MOVE HERO NOOB!? OMFG GG-

Which will be followed by his leaving before the actual players leave THEIR game.

It is like those players are playing the game so he can express his opinion and then give the final judgement the moment he leaves. Something like :

-I left and I wont observe anymore so you are allowed to leave as well. I saw enough and what I saw doesn't make me wanna stay here any longer. You suck so I leave. I can do it better and I want you to know it-

Or when they are arguing over which race is stronger and who can with that never happened duel between Mountain King and Demon Hunter.

-IMHO NOBODY BEATS MK I SAY-

There is always that shortcut IMHO or IMO (first one is actually level 2 of this illness)  in which he states that his opinion is about to be expressed. The great opinion of great player who has great mind is about to be delivered to those who are not that great and will never be that great. They also like to put a dot after they "finished" expressing their opinions who are also considered as facts. By them of course. Something like:

-IMHO HU IS SO IMBA ON LT VS ORC!

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You see this dot up there? That dot is like Amen. Thats where they are ending their prophecy and those who don't agree are simply unbelievers or in our community - noobs.

You can argue with them but only for fun. If you think that you can win internet argue with arguments and common sense against these inhabitants of "the other world" you are very wrong.

But since I am very kind and very helpful to those who want to be helped I ll give you few tips on how to behave when you are around these "prophets". Here are the crucial 5 rules which you must follow in order to win an argue :

1. Always use CAPITAL letters. When using capital letters you are showing them that you know the job and that you can fight the war the same way they do.

2. Smaller is BETTER! Never put more than 3 words in one sentence. You don't want to lose energy for useless typing.

3. Don't use hard-to-write WORDS. You might misspell the word and you will look stupid in front of everyone. Also, it might happen that the prophet opposed to you doesn't understand that hard-to-write word. Be short but not in pants.

4. Don't lose FOCUS. If you are flaming his mother you can't just jump on his sister or father or step brother just cause you want it. Stick to the mother!

5. Use SPAM wisely. It is a gift but you can master it if you practice enough. All energy saved and all focus has to be put in this but don't overdo it!

Example how you should "defend" against prophets who are blaming the map/race/day/night/sun/sky for the game they lost against you :

Prophet : lucker with nice posi and items

You : STFU YOU NOOB

You : YOUR MOM NOOB

You : GG LEAVE NOOB

You : ME > U NOOB

You : STFU NOW NOOB

You : STFU YOU NOOB

Not hard ey?